google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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