Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
