Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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