let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Randomize
