But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
jump out the window naked night went bad
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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