So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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