super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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