? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm having to shit out rocks
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