Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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