My friends, they love my intelligence
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
