You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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