I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
