Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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