Heybabeimwearingurpanties
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Ladies don't puke and tell
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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