That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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