someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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