Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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