Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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