I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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