apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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