Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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