just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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