Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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