If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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