question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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