butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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