My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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