none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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