he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
