do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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