Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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