Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Welp...herpes.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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