I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
