Whoa Z and x make the same sound
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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