chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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