3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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