oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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