I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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