So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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