So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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