found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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