Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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