Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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