I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Randomize
