on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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