You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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