I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i will never coherently bang her
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
This is my gift to your gina
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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