Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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