There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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