Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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