seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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