Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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