I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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